Fat Chav FundaMental

 More kennington koans for the krew.

Remember. No-one is listening until you fart.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

Sex is like air. You only really notice how important it is when you aren’t getting any. 

Experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Don’t worry. It only seems kinky the first time.

Tags: Chav, joke, Kennington koan, Zen

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