Fat Chav FundaMental

So Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills. A few eckies here, a bit of e there, maybe some prozac to dull the pain of havin’ that great girnin’ face. Tell ya wot. It would explain a shitload of shite if it turns out ‘e wos on the acid. That would be why the sky in his world isn’t the same colour as it is in yours ‘n’ mine. Mind you, it don’t xplain the rest of the SocialFascists. But then, being a loada fascist fuckwits does.

It would explain a load if Girnin’ ‘as been powderin’ ‘is nose a bit too much, or tripping on the LS&D. Maybe it’s not that ‘e’s fick. Could be ‘e’s just wasted all the time.
Wonder if that’s why ‘e’s got the Old Navy chasin’ Saff American smugglers rather than the Old Bill chasin’ Saff Lahndahn gansters. I was finkin’ that ‘e could probably shift that £200 mil of charlie up the West End over a couple of weekends.

Mad Mickey MacMental tells me that geezer John Smeaton is standing for parliament in the seat that old Lord Gorbals of the Gutter screwed over for years. That’s wot we need. A mad weegie squaring up to Haridan Hairyman, the Rubberbands and the Eton Bumboys at the same time. There would be blood.
Dahn’t tell me it won’t ‘appen. This is a guy that swung the lead at a suicide bomber in flames wiv a motor fulla blowin’ up stuff behind ‘im. (You got to ask yourself. With all the airports in the country to choose from, ‘oo in their right mind would choose Glasgow to bomb. Only thing that surprised me wos that some ned didn’t jack the motor before they got near the airport).

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Anyway.
Fatchav till the day I die.
(Or get a gastric Band)

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Tags: charlie, cocaine, eckies, Ecstasy, Eton Bumboys, fascist, Girning Clown, Glasgow airport, Glasgow North East, Gorbals Mick, Gordon Brown, Haridan Hairyman, Harriet Harman, John Smeaton, Labour party, Lord Gorbals of the Gutter, LSD, Mad Mickey MacMental, Michael Martin, Old Navy, Royal Navy, SocialFascists, suicide bomber, Temazepam

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