Tony Blah is an evil cahnt
So Tony Blah finks ‘e’s gonna be El Presidente of the United States of Europe. Wot a facckin’ wanker.
I told me old lady this wos wot ‘e wos aimin’ for 10 year back. She wouldn’t ‘ave it. “‘E’s a diamond geezer.” she sez. “‘E’s got such a nice smile.”
Diamond geezer my arse! Slimy facckin’ cockroach sez I. You just know that ‘e doesn’t care wot trouble we get into cos after it’s all over ‘e’ll just crawl aaht from under the nearest rock an’ carry on regardless. If ‘e comes rahnd the manor ‘e’s gettin’ a slap!
“He’s an evil cunt, him an’ that monkey Girning Clown.” sez mad Mickey, an’ that’s not cos Mickey’s a mental weegie an’ hates East Coast Erseholes. It’s cos they are evil facckin’ cahnts. (But Mickey is a wee bit mental all the same. Just dahn’t tell ‘im. ‘E dahn’t like it.)
Ah’m off to BarkingMad to do a job for Magik in the morning. Taking a loada dodgy fruit up the market there. Fell off the back of a lorry it did - and it looks like it was run over by the truck behind.
And thanks to all you diamond geezers oo’ve got FatChav Fundamental in the top 10 British blogs as ranked by Blogged.com. ‘Ave you lot nuffin better to do wiv your time than read this crap.
Anyway.
Fatchav till the day I die.
(Or get a gastric Band)
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Tags: Barking, Europe, Girning Clown, Gordon Brown, Labour, Mad Mickey MacMental, Magik the Tajik, Tony Blah, Tony Blair, UK, United States of Europe