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Girning Clown Goes way, way down

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Mad Mickey MacMental is livid. Absolutely facckin’ ‘oppin’ mad.

‘E ‘eard that Girning Clown wos wantin’ to run the Labour (Kommuno-Fascist) campaign at the next Scottish election.

Mad Mickey finks it’s just a ploy to get the gNats elected ‘cos even Girning Clown coudn’t be fick enuff to fink ‘e wos going to do any good for Labour.

I told Mickey the Clown just doesn’t get ‘ow much folk ‘ate ‘im. But Mickey sez ‘e must be a secret gNat as well as an unreconstructed pinko. First ‘e faccks the pension system, sells the family jewels (our gold) at rock-bottom prices an’ spends all the wonga on diversity divas and quango queens in the biggest financial disaster in British ‘istory. Then ‘e’ll facck off back north and facck up Scotland.

“‘E’s a facckin’ wanker” sez Mickey.
“You’ll get no argument ‘ere,” sez I. “Just get the pints in quick before the Eton bumboys put up the price of a pint.”

Anyway.
Fatchav till the day I die.
(Or get a gastric Band)

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