Q: What is chavslist?
A: The classifieds for www.fatchav.com covering more crap cities than you can count (3) - community unmoderated, overpriced and totally useless.

Q: What can I find on chavslist?
A: Well, you'll never find a job here so get off your fat arse and start looking.
BUT you can get some really good FatChav gifts, goodies and gear.
Not THAT kind of gear, you plonker.

Q: What are the origins of chavslist?
A: I had a Dream!. A dream where Chavs could roam free through the cybersphere, where Chavs and ChavNots could surf side by side in any Internet cafe and and young Chavlings could enjoy the riches of the world wild web, not eke out a paltry existence on the SMS fringes of connectivity.

Q: Who runs chavslist?
A: Topman is the Head Doorman. Big Frankie is the Boss, but he's doing a oner up the Scrubs.

Q: Why do you need a Head Doorman? I've never heard of any other website needing one.
A: Have you seen the site? We have an equal opportunity Humourless and Insensitivity Policy and are happy taking the piss out of everybody.

Q: Is chavslist a nonprofit?
A: Unfortunately yes. It's not that we're a charity. It's just that we haven't managed to make any money.

Q: Why does chavslist use a .com domain?
A: They don't do .con domains.

Q: How much traffic does chavslist get?
A: More than 3 page views per month.

Q: How does that compare with other companies?
A: Fucked if I know. What kind of a geek do you think I am?

Q: How many people use chavslist?
A: Well, there's me and the Spin Doktor (when he's sober). And Big Frankie prints off a copy regularly. But that's more in case he runs out of bog paper when they're in lockdown.

Q: How many job listings does chavslist receive?
A: Leave it out!

Q: How many images are uploaded to chavslist?
A: Leave it OUT!! We're not that kind of site.

Q: What about chavslist discussion forums?
A: They're coming. But most of our Chavisitors can't write. So, they're not a priority.

Q: How many employees does chavlist have, and where are its offices located?
A: chavslist is a virtual enterprise, in that there's virtually no-one about and we do virtually no work. If we were to admit to a homecage, we would based behind the fishy restaurant at Borough Market. (Not the good Fish restaurant, the rancid one run by Big Frankie's flea-bitten aunt with bad excema)

Q: How does chavslist support its operations?
A: Blagging. Selling dodgy gear. And doing a bit of Consultancy here and there.

Q: How much are the cute teddy Bears?
A: Check out the store.

Buy Me NOW! I'm cute!!

Wheelspin School of Motoring

Burn ups on Main street.

 Don't worry. You're all perfectly normal.

It's the world that's wonky.

Spliffmeister Hydroponics.

From seed to spliff.