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ASBO: Award, like the Victoria Cross or Congressional Medal of Honor.

Aceed: Acid. Proper 60s drug, used mainly by old hippies.

Alcopop: sugary-piss alcoholic beverage.

A levels: imaginary qualifications made up to get a better community service job. Alt: something very, very dirty.

Alloys: shiny wheels stuck on a crap car.

Alibi: whatever shit lies your 'right-on' social worker suggests to keep you out remand. Not to be confused with lullaby - what some posh mums do for their toddlers.

Arse: your brother.

Ass: your American half-brother.

Art: grafitti on the tube trains and ungaurded walls. Banksy is a great social hero for our times.