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Bling: GOLD chains. Diamante necklaces. QVC Zirconium specials. Sov Rings. Flash Motor. Trashy gear. Luis Vutton toilet paper. Fendi binbags. Armani nappies. Rolex rubber bands.

Berkshire Hunt: cunt.

Bastard: child of unknown paternity, viz: Chav.

Bollocks: Never mind them! Bet you don't got none.

Blow: cannabis, marijauna, grass, the mild stuff, not decent skunk.

Blowjob: more sucking than blowing really.

Baseball cap: must-have fashion accessory. Buy one today!

Benefits: Chav income.

Bus shelter: Chav boudoir.

Barnet Fair: Hair.

Boat Race: Face.

Bristol City: Breast.

Bob Hope: Dope.

Borassic lint: Skint, penniless, broke.

Brown Bread: Dead.

Barney Rubble: Trouble.