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Chav: evidence that evolution has a reverse gear.

Chavette: female of the species. Think Black Widow, but with fewer redeeming features and really, really skanky.

Chavrodite: the worst of both sexes. No redeeming male or female traits. May wear dungarees. Even in the 21st century!

Country: Chav nans luv this stuff. We got both kinds of music here. Country and Western!!

Charlie: Cocaine, Nose, Blow. Actually mostly talcum powder.

Cripple: what you'll be if that coked-up Chav catches you down a dark alley at 3am up the West End.

Cider: favourite alcoholic drink of spotty Chavs.

Crack: crack, rock, drug. Not to be confused with Builder's crack.

Chavity: the very essence of being a Chav. Like gravity. But with a stronger attraction to the dank side.

Chavnicity: it's not where you come from. It's where you're at.

Chavalanche: horde of Chavs descending on the TKMaxx sale.

Chavista: Chavette serving instant coffee, weak tea and bovril at the chip van outside the footie.

Chalfonts: Piles, Haemmorhoids. (From Chalfont St Giles.)