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Darts: favourite participation sport of the Fat Chav.

DevilDog: Favoured Chav pet, e.g. MangyPitBull, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Bull Rottweiler, Rabidpitterrierbull. Definitely not a LabraDoodle or one of those skanky wee dogs that celebs have shitting in their handbags.

Dog: unfortunate Chavette who was hit a few too many times with the ugly stick at birth.

Dickhead: pretty much everyone else apart from the Chav speaking.

Dicky Bird: Word.

Dustbin lid: Child, infant, kid.

Dance: Techno, hardcore, trance, jungle. It's murder on the dancefloor. Chavs LUV this stuff.