Come on. Get some!!

 

You know you want to!

E

e: ecstasy, (eckies, eggs, X). Luvved up 80s drug that's lost it's way and fallen into bad company.

Earring: for the Chavette, the biggest, most unwieldy hoop you can steal; for the Chav a chunky hoop or stud - diamond tipped for the dealer out on bail.

England: motherland for most Chavs.

Engerlund: see England. Fatherland for Chav footie supporters.

 

Essex: It's life Jim. But not as we know it.

Ealing: Pleasant area of London absolutely overrun by a plague of Chavs at the weekend.

Earth Kitt: Shit.

emmerhoids: Piles when Chav is trying to be posh.