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Footie: football(soccer). The only game in Chavtown. Get yourself a good read for the lav.
FukOff: Standard Chav parental greeting.
Fanny: any male not identified as a fellow Chav.
Fingering: favoured spotty Chav past-time.
Fuckwit: The most a Chav can aspire to being when he grows up.
Fud: Common term for teacher.
FatChav: You in 10 years time!
