H

Hump: attractive and easy-going female. Alt: twat, dick, prick.

Hot hatch: Crappy little Chav motor. Cheap and nasty with lots of shiny addons.

HappySlapping: fun activity where a pack of Chavlings pick a defenceless passerby to assault and film it on their mobiles.

H: Heroin. Alt: a geezer I knew in the Bar L.

Horse: See H. But not the con.

Heffer: Chav mis-spellt attempt at natural history. Fat female chav.

Half inch: pinch, steal, purloin.

Hip Hop: Could it get much worse?? Go on. Treat yourself.