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Junkie: unfortunate life-form that had to sell its bling to fund its habit.

Jazzmag: obsolescent form of Chav gratification. Superceded by Internet porn.

Jordan: big dirty, thick river in the Middle East.

Jizz: spunk, semen. Often found sticking to pages of the Daily Sport.

Jazz: something a Chav's old, posh relatives might listen to.

J Arthur: masturbate. from J Arthur Rank - wank.

Jewellery: Bling! Bling!! Bling!! Can't be seen without it. Can't ever have enough of it. Gold! Gold!! GOLD!!!