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loser: Chav.
lush: Chavette. Alt: minted, magic, excellent.
looker: Attractive female, i.e. not a chavette.
loonie: care in the community escapee, off his medication, ready to blow.
Lambeth: nice Palace, shame about Kennington.
Latin: well-dead language. Alt: snake-hipped jigglers who like to tango.