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MySpace: site for uploading hilarious HappySlapping videos of Baz, Chas, Daz, Shaz, Maz and Gaz beating up an old one-legged cripple with a kipper.

Manor: the hood/barrio/scheme/projects, as in "Wot u doin' in me manor?"

Munch Bunch: Chavs in the evening after a day on the skunk. "Get us 3 DoubleDeckers and a CurlyWurly, willya Baz?"

Metrosexual: has sex in the back of an old Metro in the breaker's yard. Alt: kissy/kissy, touchy/feely guy, with a limp tattoo, who wears a sarong, uses grooming products and is an all-round wuss.

Movies: Favoured Chavling haunt for a quick grope and fingering. Alt: the chickflicks your Chav Nan sticks on after watching Corrie and finishing the voddie.

Merchant Banker: wanker.

Monkey: £500.

Minger: a Chavette with fake boobs, peroxide hair, cheap extensions, plastic nails, ashtray breath and fake tan.

Motor: automobile. Old banger with a big F*ckOff exhaust solely to annoy pedestrians. A Chav's pride and joy.