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Nits: most common Chav pet.

Nosering: nasal piercing that frequently causes constant, dribbly snot. Most commonly seen in Bull Chavettes.

Nipplering: nipple piercing that frequently causes constant, friction irritation.

Nutring: ballbag piercing.

Nose: Cocaine. Not to be confused with Big Nose - the chef in the Kebab shop down the High Street.

Ned: Glasgow Chav.

Nutjob: Big Mal, the chargehand down the Beagles Lungs.