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Oprah: TV programme second only to Jeremy Kyle in Chav reverence. Oprah for aspiration. Jeremy Kyle to see friends and family.
O!: last minute realisation of impending problem. As in "O Fuck!" just before the motor careers off the road and hits a tree.
Orgasm: not likely for a Chavette. Unless she's flying solo.
Origami: making wraps for the powder.
Opera: Oprah spelt rong.
