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Pikey: Gypsy Traveller. Not to be confused with Scheme Pikey.
Post Office: where old timer Chavs cashed their Giro.
Picnic Table: ridiculous spoiler attached to the rear of a Chav motor.
Pool: favourite participatory sport of younger Chavs.
Piercings: favoured Chavette expression of groupthink individuality.
Pony: £25.
Pit Bull: favourite pet. See DevilDog.
