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Queen: best pubrock band in the history of rock. But what was that moustache all about??

queen: the dodgy camp geezer down the road that hangs out in Old Compton Street and goes to Cambodia for his holidays.

Queen: The Queen. Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II. "God Bless you maam."

Queen Mother: The Queen's mum. I'm still annoyed we didn't get a public holiday when she shuffled off her mortal coil.

Queenie: lap-dancing granny down the Three Hamsters.