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skank: your sister.

skunk: wicked weed!!.

skink: a type of lizard, mostly with no real neck and relatively small legs, like Chavs. They like to crawl out in the day and bask in the sun, like Chavs. During the breeding season many types of skink will exhibit orange markings. Just like Chavs!

surfer: loser, wanker, tosser.

sub: bung, tap, loan till the giro's in or you sell that bag of skunk.

slaaag: Slag: female fond of sharing her affections loosely, viz Chavette.

Simpsons: if only Chavs had good role models like these.

Subway: Chav eating healthy.

shit: pretty much everything, according to spotty chavs.

Saaafend: Southend: Chav resort. In Essex.

Silver: Wot's that. It's like gold, innit? But not. Too classy for Chavs.

Syrup: wig. From Syrup of Fig.

Score: £20.