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Twat: pretty much everyone except the Chav speaking. Derived from the Middle English: T'wat doth thee addresse thy gaze, sirrah? Viz, Wot U looking at, U wanka?
Tits: tits.
Tosser: pretty much everyone except the Chav speaking.
Tanorexic: one who is addicted to tanning salons and bright orange fake tan.
Toys for the boys: pretty much what it says.