Y

Y: as in "Y not?".

Youf: the youth of today. They wasn't like that back in my day. I didn't fight in two world wars - I admit - just so that some slinky youf could laze about and drink cider all day. I did it so that I could laze about and drink cider all day.
Issues? What issues could they possibly have? We couldn't afford socks to tuck our trackie trousers in, or shiny new trainers or even teeth for that matter. I used to eat my cabbage and cardboard with old staples rusted into my gums.

Yardie: Carribean gangster-Chav. Cf: Lardie: Glasgow Chav.

Youlookinferraslap?: Are you trying to antagonise me?