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Ever wondered what the F*CK that Chav in the hot hatch was screaming as he cut you up at the roundabout?

Dying to find out what the hell that Chavette muttered as she thrust her bawling buggy past you in the queue at Everything's a Pound to ask how much the scrunchies were??

Fed up of never knowing what that tarted up old slapper down the Bingo is on about???

Wonder no longer.


Here's the definitive guide to what the low-life mean. The Chav alphabet - ASBO to arsehole, e to special K, H to O.

It's a bling thing!

But if you can't be arsed, check out the great stuff in the store. A bit of retail therapy never did anyone any harm. Check out the new stuff.

If that doesn't make you wet yourself, I don't know what will. Howabout some of these.