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The most exciting new board game since Haven't got a Clue, d'oh??
Choose to be a fake asylum seeker, sexual deviant, drug dealer or a fleeing oligarch.
Bribe, steal, fight, trick or buy your way past inadequate border controls.
Multiple routes of illicit entry mean you can pick the one that works best for you:
- sneak into the back of a lorry parked up round the corner from the last brothel before the channel;
- hitch a ride on a passing EuroStar train;
- stroll through the chunnel with your mates;
- pay the snakeheads 3 donkeys and your sister;
- talk to your 'uncle' in the British Embassy;
- marry your cousin;
- plead you'll be sentenced to death for paedophilia in your home town; or
- sneak in with a minor then claim you'll support it to maturity.
There's a way to enter the country illegally for everyone.
Pick the right one and you'll be on the fast train to easy street and a life of benefit luxury courtesy of the hard-working British taxpayer.
Remember. If at first you don't succeed in your asylum application. Fuck it!
They'll never get round to deporting you anyway.