Welcome to 
Grab yourself a beer, roll yoursef a big 'un, slap the bitch for peeing on the carpet (the pit bull you tosser!!) and kick off your trainers.
I'm Topman, the Head Doorman at FatChav.com and I'll make sure we keep out the riff-raff and undesirables.
Sign in. Spark up. Chill out!
Think of this as your digital living room in the world wild web with an eye in the sky showing just what's going on out there (from behind safety glass).
We're off on a joyride to explore the excesses of chavity:
- from the dark alleys and deck access to the back-roads race-tracks;
- from the shagged-out bus shelters to the hot-hatch dream machines; and
- from the skunk to the skanks.
So... Treat yourself to a new ringtone. Buy some gear from the store.
Get your own ASBO. Or ASBO your mates. Decide what to call your next kid. Take the Kwiz. Trace your Chavnicity.
Check out the rogues gallery. See how much of the lingo you already drop into everyday conversation.
Join us in the Facebook FatChav group if you're ever over there.
Remember. Chav is not a way of life. It's so much less!
It's a bling thing! 
There's loads of stuff at the market, great gear over in the store and plenty of goodies from our partners at Amazon, Jamster, AllPosters and FunSpex.
